my life is one big “wow ok”
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
i just had sex and it was terrible.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
– Unknown (via elauxe)
i hate boys but i love boys i just want them to love me and also cum on my face for skin rejuvenation
this is what butts sound like
i will forever reblog this post
this is my jam
I love this [x]
Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore….
I am delighted that this is a thing now. IT’S A THING!!!! Everyone is required to send me links to their nonfictional histories about it.
Salt & Pepper Diner is a good joke but this is my favorite bit of John Mulaney’s